*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.
Question: How do I tell my mom I'm pregnant?
Kingsley: First of all, you have to plan this really well, don't do it on a day where your mom's super busy, or when she's had a bad day, make sure it's a good day. You just go up to her and you tell her "Look, Mom, I have something to tell you, like we have to have a really important talk." Then you go sit down, look her in the eyes, and you say to her, "Mom, I got the shit fucked out of me! And the condom broke or this bitch wasn't wearing one, I don't even know, because I was just enjoying it too motherfuckin much! And it felt so motherfuckin good! But long story short, you about to have another grand-baby, motha fuckaaa!"
Kingsley: Thats what I would do, in my opinion, to be honest, just sayin, for real though.
